Nude is good... sometimes

I got a call from my agent this week, there is a cable show that is looking for an actress who knows Sign Language. The catch is that the actress will be naked (all parts obscured in some way). My agent wanted to know if I was interested. My first instinct was hell no, but after reading what the part was, it seemed like a really interesting role, so I told her to go ahead and submit me. I don't know how much naked time and how much nakedness will be seen, but it's worth going in for the audition. I just don't want to embarrass myself. I'm a girl, so my thought is that no one is going to want to see me naked. Ever. Ever. But, I'm willing to give anything a try, once. Actually I'm not, but I wanted to sound bold.

SO... Have you ever been on the phone with someone and they aren't your significant other, or even friend, let's say it's a sibling for the sake of argument, and that person is clearly getting some sort of sexual gratification from someone else while they are talking to you? Happened this week on my birthday. What could I do? I just said, "Dad's visiting, let me put him on the phone." Hopefully a cease and desist order immediately went into place, otherwise I have just traumatized my father.